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The Guinndex is free. Pints are not. Rachel runs on ElevenLabs credits; the site runs on API calls and late nights. If the index has saved you a couple of quid, pour us one back.

National average pint today: …
This is a donation to the two humans who run The Guinndex. No alcohol is purchased, delivered, or consumed on your behalf. “Pints” are a pricing unit. The amount tracks today's national average pint price, because it felt right.

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